Marc Jacobs is PIMP. I love the authenticity of the party. Hookahs. Hispanic waiters in red fezes pretending to be Arabs. The mandatory large colorful comforter in a plastic travel bag.
College basketball sucks balls this season. None of the teams are up to par. People are so desparate for some semblance of a great team that Memphis vs Tennessee was the game of the year. No Anfernee. No Allan Houston. Not even Dajuan Wagner. Then, Tennessee goes out and gets beat by Vanderbilt. Gloria? The best player's on a team that just lost 3 straight. Puts up some great numbers, but probably won't be shit as a pro. Great players win. Doesn't matter where they're playing. See Carmelo Anthony for reference.
I just realized that Tyler Hansborough is Mark Madsen. And Madsen was better. Have you ever seen a guy get rejected so much in your life? The kid has ZERO athleticism. He does the crazed big white guy move, going to the hole with arms raised, basketball out-in-front. Rejected everytime, bailed out by the refs half the time. These aren't "I got a piece of it" blocks either. It's full palms on the ball. Even the opposing point guard gets in on it. A block buffet if you will. Wait 'til he goes to the NBA and does nothing.
In contrast to college hoops, the NBA is fucking ridiculous this year. The West is stacked and the East is on vacation as usual. And everyone is so excited. Watch any commentary or read any article; the NBA is so exciting. Fuck, it's such a consensus on the excitement. Just like how everyone agrees that Colin Powell speaks so well. And you know what's especially exciting? The next generation of stars are all clean cut non-fuckups. I'm so excited I just shit myself thinking about it. In fact, I even soil my drawers when the thought comes up in my dreams. So excited. It's fantastic. Better bring John Tesh back, 'cause we're excited. I can't contain myself. I need to go out into the streets and draw some chalk rainbows. EX-CITE-MENT!
I long for the good old days when a Turtle-look-a-like could get knocked the fuck out by Jermaine O'neal at the Palace.
White people like Mos Def. So do Asians. And definitely Black people.
"This is pro ball, and we letting you know y'all"
